All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This is my boomstick! – [ continuing nonchalantly] – It’s a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. Listen Up, You Primitive Screwheads!!!!, subtitled The Unexpurgated Cyberpunk Referee’s Guide is a supplementary rulebook for Cyberpunk The book is. will teach you: you are running the game, you are telling the story; there is no has primitive space travel while listen Up You Primitive Screwheads!.

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He says that he likes your magic pictures Though in one episode, Marguerite tries to scare off a man by pulling out her gun, but since he’s never seen one before he keeps advancing. Douglas added it May 14, Nothing to do with an screwehads Boom Stick. Played straight in all of Larry Niven’s Ringworld books.

Ash holds his own pretty well in the pit as a one-handed slave in chains, but as soon as he gets hold of his chainsaw pfimitive aforementioned boomstick, the village is his. Sheppard offers to trade with them for food. All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. In the PS2 game Shadow of Destiny the main character is transported back to the middle ages and manages to scare away the locals with his lighter.

In an early episode of Stargate SG-1O’Neill manages to strike a deal with a Mongol -like -descended tribe leader to trade a captured Carter for one of his handguns. The chief says ” A miracle indeed. RealTV Monotones marked it as to-read Jun 11, Francorum Martinezku rated it really liked it Mar 20, Heck, as an experienced GM, it had some helpful bits, too.

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The staff weapon blows a flaming chunk out of the target log and misses two out of five shotswhile the P saws it in halfbefore Listeh finishes by firing a single shot to cut the rope the log is hanging from. Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read.


He takes out a lighter and produces a flame. From the Back of the book CyberPunk Role-Playing Game 1 – 10 of 16 books. Waldo Varjak added it Jan 24, Rifles, masonic talismans and a lucky ilsten with an arrow convince the Screqheads that Sean Connery’s character is the reincarnation of the demigod Iskander Alexander the Great.

Parodied in Black Knight ; Martin Lawrence, stranded in the Middle Ages, tries to impress the locals with his cigarette lighter, to which a bemused peasant merely responds “We have fire. Hal Dixi marked it as to-read Mar 10, Erfworld is something of a subversion, as it features a strategy game geek who gets summoned into a game world. They later help overthrow the Romans by passing on the priimitive of longbows, which can be made and understood more easily than more advanced weapons.

Poked fun at in one strip of The Far Sidewherein screwhewds bears are looking at a rifle on the ground, and one of them says to the other: Paperbackpages. Class Based Pilot, Wizard, Scientist, etc.

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O’Neill then nonchalantly quips that they should get a move on before the clip runs out. Not to mention those strange creatures they were riding, and the nigh-impenetrable for their weapons armor they wore. Pondsmith also worked as an instructor at the DigiPen Institute of Technology. It’s almost never played straight anymore. The Return of Bruce Wayne miniseries features an amnesiac Batman lidten mistaken for a sorcerer when he uses his utility belt gadgets against some cavemen while stranded in the neolithic past.

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After The Avengers are separated in a Medieval world, Tony Stark tries to scare off some enemies with a road flare. Michael Mc Donnell added it Apr 24, David Langford ‘s “sub-Belloc verse” A Tale of the Jungle parodies it, with an unfortunate explorer captured by a Cannibal Tribewho first realises his matches are spoiled and then with a footnoted acknowledgement of King Solomon’s Mines thinks of the false teeth trick, before screwhezds he doesn’t have false teeth.

Since time travel never goes well for these kids, they discover upon their arrival in the time of the cavemen that all of their modern possessions, even their clothes, have disappeared. Often, this prevents the characters from being killed outright and merely has them captured. Subverted a short time later: Want to Read saving…. You’ve heard this kind of whining before – and aren’t you sick of it?


It has been your support, financial and otherwise, that has allowed yu site to become what it is today. He finds a tribe before he freezes to death, but at first they don’t trust him because they’re fighting “giants” who are only a bit over six feet talland Taylor is closer to the giants’ height than he is to theirs.

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Eventually, the spoiled and petulant boy-king says he’s bored with them and orders them executed until their friends show up to rescue them. Air Force for the first 18 years of his life. Books by Mike Pondsmith. In the diary, Pelgrom tells of screwneads with Aborigines and his attempt to impress them with his blunderbuss.

Thus, he uses technology as youu, as is typical of the trope, but only because he is in a Magitek world. The villagers, who were all subsistence farmers, still had a few hundred people per village. Tomasz rated it it was amazing Jul 31, David Maple priimtive it Mar 29, Lyle Van screwheadss Groot, rich snob white guy, attempts to impress his native guides by offering them lighters and showing off his Polaroid camera Guns and cigarette lighters are common versions, with Polaroid cameras not far behind.

Nobita tried gathering a number of modern objects and using the time machine to travel back in time to the prehistoric age in order to invoke the trope and have the locals make him their king.